black flowers bloom
a bit of holiday spirit blasphemy... its hilarious! i heard it on the radio in the bus today.
(to the tune of winter wonderland, by Bob Rivers)
Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Lacey things, missing.Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......
haha doesn't he sound absolutely mad?! nearly died trying to stop laughing out loud.
i think i finally found my christmas spirit! was a little late this year, i think with all that stress with moving and all that..was scrooge for a while =)
merry christmas everyone!
yesterdAy i went to watch narnia with baby. he managed to get premiere tix! dunno how. was damn nice!! recommended to everyone go watch! but the only bad thing was that we had to leave before the show ended cos baby couldn't miss his last train and my mum came to pick me up! i love my mum. we ate dinner at the new marina food court open air!! the view there is good can see like the cbd and night lights.
the other day i went out with olivia. and the worst mistake was she follwed me to my job interview. actually the best thing that happened that day. ok so we found out the job was sales. not only that, it was the sale of retarded stuff like water coolers in offices and mattresses. no wonder they didn't wanna tell us what we had to promote. ok anyway right from the start i was certain this definitely wasn't what i wanted to do but being a civillised person with a degree of civic conciousness, i was going to remain polite until the end of the interview then tell the guy that sorry i'm not interested or i'll think about it or something like that! apparently me and olivia were not on the same wavelength.
the guy was blahing on about the job and our application forms when suddenly oliva snorted. and started laughing. from that moment i knew we were dead. i'm damn prone to laughing fits or ticklish moods and once i start ican't really stop. between us it kinda spreads. hur.
so anyway suddenly she snorted and started laughing into her tissue.then i started and we sat there snickering and trying to stop laughing which made things lots worse. until it couldn't be ignored anymore the guy asked us:
guy: whats so funny?
olivia: nothing nothing just continue with the interview...
guy: (he goes into this whole explanation about how cj people are more outgoing, prob trying to find a satisfactory explanation why we suddenly went basket. then he resumes the interview)blah blah blah..actually one of the most successful people in business are sales people. (i obviously disagreed with this but i put on a polite oh really kinda mildly interested face. i was not about to argue with him-he was a sales man after all. but...)
olivia: NnOo (god i didn't even dare to look at his face! priceless i tell you. they started this debate about whatever until...)
me: (raises voice) so anywayyyy what we supposed to sell.
guy: (looks relieved. he hedged around the question for damn long and i had to phrase the question and ask again until he couldn't obviously avoid it anymore) something like this. (he gestures to this really retarded l0oking plastic water cooler thingie in his office. i swear it looks damn stupid.)
me: (i was staring at it in horror) we have to sell that?!
guy: (tries to take out examples of stuff we have to sell.)something like these (he pats the box proudly. mind you it was still all wrapped up in the box. ?!?) ok let me take you around the office and show you
my first thought was shit and i was about to say its really alright cos i roughly know already but guess who beat me to it.
olivia: (very VERy annoyed expression) no don't need la why can't you just describe it.
i tell you i was so embarrassed!! shortly after that we left. the guy was nice enough to send us off.
so the whole interview went like that.. olivia looking at me cos she said if she looked at his face she would burst out laughing- me looking at him cos if i stared at olivia's face i would burst out laughing- and he staring at us with the kind of expression.. well i dunno what it was. amused maybe. gah. throughout the whole interview olivia would suddenly laugh or snort or something which would set me off and we'll end up giggling and snickering at the floor- i tried to poke her or step on her foot to tell her to quit it and she told me apparently the guy could seeee!! how mortifying we looked like two pri school kids. argh.
as soon as the lift doors closed we burst out laughing like finally after trying to cover up for the whole interview. we laughed and laughed all the way back to the station and to town. i was tearing and she had a stomachache.
up till now we still dunno what the hell set her off in the first place.
olivvyy: shopping when you come back k babe.. don't forget our JB shopping spree! come home soon!
oh anyway my hair has faded to an ash blue colour..was damn fast. i should start keeping a hair diary. haha
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Champagne kisses hold me in your lap of luxury
I only want to fly first class desires, you're my limousine
So elegant the way we ride, our passion it just multiplies
There's platinum lightning in the sky
Look I'm livin' like a queen
This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton
We're so rich in love we're rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin so sparkly
Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Sugar, honey, sexy baby
When we touch it turns to gold
Sensitive and delicate kinda like a tuberose
You know you are my treasure chest
It's pure perfection when we kiss and
You're my Mr.. I'm your Miss
Gonna be until we're old
This kind of love is getting expensive
We know how to live baby
We're luxurious like Egyptian cotton
Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
Cha-ching cha-ching we're loaded and we're not gonna blow it
cha-ching cha-ching we're hooked up with the love cause we grow it
cha-ching cha-ching we got hydroponic love and we're smokin'
cha-ching cha-ching we burn it you and I, we are so lit
We're so rich in love were rollin' in cashmere
Got it in fifth gear baby
Diamond in the rough is lookin' so sparkly
Working so hard every night and day
And now we get the pay back
Trying so hard saving up the paper
Now we get to lay back
*luxurious
i remember going there when i was a kid and i was BOooredD outta my mind but i had promised my mum i would go with her so... yea. it was a lot less terrible than i imagined, and it was nice chatting with my mum cos well, everyone's been so busy with their own stuff.
was supposed to meet the rest in town but was too late and i was kinda tired. another time ladies =)
anyway i'm so excited about moving!! haha after like this long debate about room colours ( life changing decision haha) i settled on plum! its almost maroonish so it suits me just fine =)
the other day i went out with steph and we went to dye our hair!! haha yes. since it was school holidays i decided to take advantage of that. i put blue streaks in my hair!!! yes! haha. it was supposed to be silvery but i turned out bluer than expected. oh well kris said it would turn from blue to ash blue to silvery to ash blonde. haha 4 in 1 doesn't sound too bad huh. it feels so exhilarating doing something mad just for the heck of it! but... problem:
1) i dunno how the hell i'm gonna get a job with those very glaringly blue streaks in my hair. actually when i bunch my hair up its not really obvious. which leads to
2) should i show my blue hair when i go for interview or hide it?
3) i have to wait for it to grow out!
but seriously its quite exciting! i can't wait to try another colour. i think the next one i would wanna do is prob violet or the normal ash blonde streaks. hmmm. when the time comes.
anyway i really need to get a job soon. i feel like a real lazy bum. haha
oh and mango sale! finally.
anyway can you believe jeremy leow has never ever been to ikea in his life?! i'm still shocked shocked. what kind of sheltered rock does he live under?? haha so i was tour guide for the day. sort of, considering how seldom i go there... oh and for the first time i actually used the stupid piece of paper they give you to note down stuff on the shopping list! haha baby's idea he is such an aunty. and we also ate at the ikea cafe! and i tried their famous swedish meatballs. yup was yumyum. it was another first for me cos everytime i went to ikea the damn long que really put us off. but the food is good! shit now i kinda feel like eating the meatballs again. grr.
oh i bumped into bertha at ikea. how random! my sec 1 buddy. but i havne't seen her for so long.
after ikea we went to watch... SAW 2!! haha yes the little morbid in me is secretly facinated with the whole idea of the movie. but seriously it was so disturbing i got baby to send me right home. i still think the first one was better even tho there was the usual twist at the end. oh! i managed to spot the twist midway! smug smile. the second half was spent hiding behind my hands and peeping thru the cracks. thats how i watch scary movies lah no comments wanted.
after that me and baby walked around pointing out the "can save" and "no hope" ah lians. inside joke. not personal no offense to any closet ah lians. ehehe
oh i went for mambo night on wed!! it was fun i guess but was so damn freaking crowded and all these people were like pushing and falling on us. it was even kinda scary seriously. after awhile we got so fed up we left and went to the rj party at DXO. was kinda empty actually... haha and we had this whole misadventure with the cabs. but i had fun dancing whatever was left of the party awayyy but had to leave soon after. sigh man. but i still found it fun fun fun!! can't wait to go again next wed. can't wait to go MoS! baby's keen too. everyone lets go lets go!!
k i'm gonna continue lazing around and living this life of decadent idleness until...until reality catches up. yay!
non stop shopping since exams ended on thurs, for prom stuff. never thought i'd say this but am kinda sick of town now.
well all said and done, prom's over, and i'm recuperating at home, haha if thats the right word.
prom was so fun!! yes. even our goondu cj prom. met rach lang and steph in town on tues aftn. we had a quick lunch then went to kris to do our hair.. i swear she's the most talented hair stylist ever. then we went back to the hotel to do our make up. it was damn fun even tho everyone was rushing around and everybody was talking all at once. it was a different sort of pre-prom thing i guess, cos in mgs we always did our prep at professionals and all. seven of us in the room so it was nice and squashy.. i dunno how i'm gonna get thru sharing a toilet if i stay in a dorm. argh.
anyway we were all hurrying around and it was really damn fun. so the earlier ones left first leaving (who else) but the usual late ones: me aston and rachel. so we took a cab later leaving the hotel only at like 7. but guess what we weren't denied entry or whateverr the invite thingie said. haha! we reached there and thankfully no one came in same gowns... oh except poor shar and her ahem twin. black's more elegant sweetie not to worry.
we reached there and immediately all cameras were fished out and the camera whore in all of us came out. throughout the whole prom i was running around taking pictures with those special ones... ended up only eating the damn disgusting starter and like one mushroom. prom food was never meant to be eaten anyway...yuk! the only bad part was that the area was damn small, kept bumping and having to squeeze past stuff.. mgs shangri-la was like much much bigger.
so many pics!! and the stupid batt on my camera died halfway. sheesh. so had to rely on others to send me the pics. (<--hello!!) oh the funniest part!! we sabo-ed ashton to going up on stage as a prom queen nominee! maybe was sort of a payback for the 2 whole years we had to endure all her retarded nonsense. haha was soooo soo funny i still have all the blackmail pics and videos. ashton are you listening? hahahaaaaaa. in the end audrey was crowned prom queen and julian prom king... seriously both of them were damn sporting la. oh my goodness and julian tan won the grand prize for the lucky draw thing. like what?! somebody up there seriously likes him la. i should've put my coupon into the bowl la. then i maybe could've won paragon vouchers. my auntie tendencies are starting to surface again. hehe.
oh i dunno how but that bro paul managed to get ronin to come play live! not bad.. but the guy was like "oh i heard theres a party at china black later... even though some of you are underaged tonight you can get high and horny" haha something like that i think. i didn't really listen to what he was saying but that was what was repeated to me.. lange told us bro paul's face was really really blACK! haha looks like no ronin for next year's batch..
after the dinner we had to get on the -get this- chartered buses hired to send us prom folks from marina mandrin to china black. how extravagant. haha. well we were supposed to sell tickets on the bus which didn't end too well, cos i got a little motion sick among other things. no settling money in darkened buses with many noisy talking people ever again. but we were nicely compensated... free entry on the guest list =) yumyum.
the motion sickness thing was easily settled went back to the hotel to rest.. which was right next to china black!! yipee!! soon was all ready to partyy again. but we got in only around late 1 plus... so yeaa. it was not bad but i didn't really like the songs. or maybe i just missed all the good ones. they didn't play my rock your body mic check song!! yes. i'm still onto it. i drank actually quite little by usual standards but i think i had an empty stomach cos i didn't eat dinner... got a little dizzy after that.
as for some other people *cough kelly *cough ashton... lets just put it this way it was an amusingly interesting night especially our lovely drunk friend who came back to the hotel and made a huge ruckus. haha but as an observer i give the zoo and A*!! haha. too bad ashton was pretty much sane by the time she was back in the room if not the circus would get an A* too hehehe... but i heard her whole hullabaloo at the club was enough. i caught some parts but other times i was with other babes so i didn't see the whole show!! haha =(
after hell lot of drama with the drama mamas and a thankfully sane breakfast with steffy weff (so much for getting her drunk loviess.. i guess the tables turned. i think i've found another clubbing partner!) i finally went to the room and just slept. so so tired after a whole night of excitement and fun fun fun!!
woke up the next day to the others talking.. was feeling damn grouchy cos:
1) tired
2) flu
3) i lost my voice!!
seriously!! not the husky kinda thing but as in seriously no voice. now i sound like a broken harpsichord. ew. so i spent the morning just listening, sulking, moping around. with no voice. i'll never take my loud mouth for granted ever again!! haha. now i'm still stuck in my mute world... hopefully will be able to talk soon. and everyone thinks its funny when i talk!!! arrrghh.
i reached home and just collapsed back into bed and slept the whole afternoon away.
that was my last prom ever.
loved it
all those who made it special: it would've been different if any of you weren't there... loving and you guys
my "long lost" friends, my first three months classmates among others: glad we bonded sorta at last min.. ahha... remembering ya all with fond memories. keep in touch lovies!
steph: hey babe thanx for keeping me sane during the shopping madness before prom... and being a mummy to me at china black. heck, being a mummy to everyone *cough kelly. can't wait to club again with ya. come home soon!
shar and addy: tolerating my nonsense heroically at china black! cya all mambo night. loves
esp to lydia: hey darling i'm sorry you couldn't be at our prom celebrations..don't worry about your op girl, i'll be praying for ya and He'll always be by your side. be strong and chin up always! you can get thru this. love you