Tuesday, March 30, 2004

well well well. today definitely takes the cake as one of The Days i'll Never Forget. ever. ever. ok.
today it was like after assembly. then i was walking up the stairs. then Mr gatsby, bro paul was standing there. and out of the millions of ppl.. the millions of girls...the millions of girls with SHORT SKIRTS. he. mr tan gatsby. had. to. pick. on. me. i think it was the eye contact. or maybe my already bad record in cjc. dammit. well anyway i swear i'll never make eye contact with that eyesore again. he called me. then i knew it was something bad la huh. so i pretended not to hear. the bugger actually came after me. so i had to stop.
he started going on and on about my skirt so i surreptiously tried to fold it down (yes la i folded it up). luckily i didn't wear the elastic on my blouse. can u imagine. Double scolding.
so he sent me to the office. up till then i didn't realise how serious it was. i didn't THINK they'd make such a fuss. oh juussst wait. it gets better.
i met some others there too. marissa kang.. denise chin... dadeeda. well he came soon enuff.
guess. what. we had to call our parents and tell them we were coming home to change and alter our skirts. marissa kang gave him some excuse so she was off the hook. aiyah. all in all, in the end me and denise chin were the only ones who had to- get this-leave the school alter the skirts and come back to show him. i can't really remember what the hell happened. bcos it was so damn ridiculous. but i remember arguing with him. i remember telling him it was like not that short(seriously if i folded it down it wasn't at all) and that we couldn't miss lessons cos it was important and all that rubbish. lots and lots of reasons. but that guy is an ass. in more ways than one. for one thing he is damn bloody stubborn.
the thing is i was like, "why me?!" . out of the 700 over gals who all have much shorter skirts. why me. and that day was temp taking day so ashton and others were in the office too to buy themometers. the greatest irony. their skirts are much much much shorter. waay above the knee/ i'm not saying he should have caught them but its so obviously a personal attck on That Disturbed child. me. oh and one more thing-
ok we were like all gathered at the office right. then he wanted our names. i gave mine. and then immediatley he said "from 1T31 right *shakes head*". i tell u ah. so much for keeping a low profile. haiyooh. i dun even know whether to panic or cry. i better buck up. or i may just kicked outta school. the good thing is i'm in one of the best classes in cjc. yea! 4 sub,the new combi. eh i'm not boasting la all the teachers say it themselves. so hopefully that can redeem some of my bad rep. heehee.
ok on with the story. i'jm not gonna bother with much details. cos-
1) i'm not gonna recount all the bad things. bah. i'm doing this so next time when mr tan is running for cjc principal i'll use it against him. stupid kaypoh huh. not even DM still wanna gei kiang.
2) i can't really remember haha.

so anyway we gave all kinds of excuses. i may have sounded damn rude but i dun care. this is my school time hes asking me to go do something retarded like going to alter my skirt. that wasn't even THAT short. so anyway we argued in vain. in the end i had to call my mum. was she sympathetic that i had to have this psycho as the self proclaimed "acting DM" ? noo. what she say? "serves u right". that stupid guy. still wanna act sarcastic. " what did your mum say??" i tell you. absolute WILLPOWER not to slap him. hard.
eh that mr tan even gave us the namecard to alter the skirt. cos. we gave him the excuse that tailor take at least one day so we should do it next time. hes such a born loser its unbelievable. so finally we were forced to leave at 10. he even wanted us to take our temp. i was like " we're not even staying in school so whats the point.". bah. i told u. i was really pissed. so i couldn't be responsible for my actions.
oh he was also harping on the fact my blouse was crumpled. "gives your mother a bad name". excuse me. this is between u, me, and the school uni. dun drag my mother in la ok. so his lim bei damn great la. okok. i sound like an ah beng. well what was i supposed to do?! i mean the uniform was NEW. as in starched and folded by the Uniform Sellers. so of course theres the fold lines la! but they were neat! i tried to bargain with him and he actually went to the extent of asking the next girl to count the creases. faggot.
well ok. whatever. he actually said to us "if i say your skirt is short your skirt is short. dun fight with me". who died and crowned him king. living in a dillusioned world la that one.
i tried to reason with mr poh too by making him see how long the skirt was. but i t was like gang-up-on-lisa-chan day or something. sighz.

ok so the talior was at toa payoh. me and denise chin were hopelessy and very lost. when we FINALLy found it i realised it was actually quite near the library. well anyway. we went there. i REFUSEd to go home to change into another skirt and take that one to alter. waste of time. so. me and denise chin went there and stood around in our blouses and shorts. how obscene we looked. it looked like boxers. but the tailors were damn nice! the typical type of motherly auntie and uncle. they even allowed us a rush job. so i shall do this for them. FREE ADVERTISMENT for hong guan tailors in toa payoh blk 183!!! haha or something like that. i hope i got the info right. oh. haha. as for the ironing the original plan was that i would hide in the changing room while denise ironed it for me. but the tailors, as i said, were very nice. the auntie lent me a shirt. it smelt funny.then she said " washed already". i was like " auntie how can u use your customers clothes to lend me." haha. terrible right.
well anyway. so i wore the shirt and me and denise stood outside (it was one of the open air shops at toa payoh. even more paiseh.) ironing my blouse. the uncle was really nice. he talk talk talk then must have forgotten he was demonstrating, and ended up ironing the whole blouse. or maybe he didn't want us to spoil his iron. haha!
so after all that we said goodbyes. but not before they commented on how wierd my chinese sounded. must be fong's fault. she and her ugly chinese. and i used to be able to get distinction. shoot me.
they charged us 6 bucks. must be cos of rush job. sighz. what a waste of money all cos Mr gatsby was pms-ing.

when we reached back to school, i showed the skirt to him and he was so pleased. the thing was it was only lengthened by like ONE FAT CM. one cm. talk about making a mountain about a mole hill. stupid blind ass.
guess what. the news must've spread fast. even dhanesh knew. well well well. my mum was right. she said Mr tan was using me and denise chin as the pioneer batch to make everyone scared. fat chance la that one.

so as u can see. i had a wonderfully exciting day.

7:12 PM

Monday, March 29, 2004

haha. that title is just to get into the swing of thangs yea! haha. today was the first real day of school la. with the full cjc uni. tie and all. i'm actually thinking the cjc uni is not that bad. toilet cleaner, factory worker whatever. it actually looks quite preppy with the tie. the thing is we only wear the tie on mon. and i'm glad la huh. when u take off the tie you can acutally feel the air pass thru manz. poor SA losers. hafta wear the tie everday la. well ok. guess what to make the day better we had MASS PE last period! yipee how absolutely lovely. i did the suddenly-run thing on fong. actually was racing with rach. but this time fong didn't bother catching up after me. darn. haha actually i was supposed to go for my first hockey trainin today la. but please la k. PE then PT? noo way on earth. so guess what? even tho we were hot sweaty and tired. me and fong still decided to go orchard. to? take neoprintz!!! haha come on la. it was meaningful. first day in cjc uni!
haha. after that me and fong went to Buttercup or something. that small joint in cine facing the outside. yea. i actually had a craving for the white choc ice cream. but. it was sold out. so i had apple instead. yum! haha. fong had biscotti and her usual *tea. mad about tea la that psycho. haha and as usual i had to have a window seat. fong's at a total loss on WHY i love window seats when i'm scared of heights. me too. i dunno why i just have this thing for booths near the edge (like at wisma coffee club). and window seats. u feel soo...free and spacey! okok. i sound spastic.

8:32 PM

Saturday, March 27, 2004

well well. technically i should be gettin ready to start studying hard again. but. i feel surprisingly slack. maybe i'm in denial. today i made a pathetic start at cleaning my room. i managed to clear ONE pile of books. bah. i watched two weeks notice too! vcd. it was dammmn funny! but typical love comedy la huh. then i fellll into a nice deep sleep until some nut head called me and woke me up. my sister. figures. anyway i had to go town to get my new uniform from fong. she helped me collect it. was also supposed to meet my sis later to jalan around. but. as usual she is full of problems la ok. so. i didn't meet her in the end.
i met jess and steph at pasta mania at cine. haha fong did like big fat shoppin today. cos. of her big fat cheque. i'm still not over the shock. well after about 5 mins jess had to leave -_-. meet her parents at plaza sing. oh can u believe it. jess got lost on the way walking from cine to plaza sing. so she called fong for directions. haha!!! she is sooo goondu its adorable. i couldn't resist when fong was telling her to walk past the istana, so i said to tell her not to go INSIDE the istana later kena shoot down. AND. in fong's exact words--" the prime minister's house." goodness. its the IStana...and PRESIdent's house fong. of course i couldn't resist correcting her. haha!!!those two make my day la.
oh. against my better judgement i was convinced to get a bowl of MUSHRROOM soup. sick--
1) i hate mushrooms
2) it was almost dinner time la.
but i was so bloody hungry and the smelll of pasta wafting around me. dammit. so me and fong sat there gossipin and stuff. she was in one of her mad moods and kept laughing over my hand gestures and elf ears. i tell u the little boy in front acutallly turned around to stare... in shock. haha! of course fong said "stupid" really loudly. kena bitch slapped la that one. you should have seen fong's mad mood the other day. she went around trying to kiss the gals. i had to run for my life ^_^. i tell u watching her trying to attck shijue was damn funny man!! hhaha/
so anyway we left pastamania soon cos we both had to go. it was funnn!!
and of course i didn't accomplish much today. no clean room. no further in catching up in studyin. sigh man.

oh my stupid cold became worse today. now i have have phlegm. sick sick sick. and blocked AND runny nose at the same time. dun ask. and i keep sneeziiing dammit!! it is so damn irritating. eh its supposed to mean something right. to keep sneezin. is it someone's talking about u? or thinking about u? hmmm. or maybe it just means i'm SICK SICK SICK.

11:52 PM

Friday, March 26, 2004

haha. well guess what. today is a sad sad day. cos its the last day of orientation. sighz.... back to studaaayyin again. me fong and rachel xu formed this study group to make sure all of us study. haha. with rachel xu there we all dun hafta worry about slacking la huh shes super kiasu. haha hi babe!
well anyway the last few days have been such a whirl of activities and all..been so tired everyday when i come home the only thing keeping me from collapsing into bed is the fact that i'm so smeelly and sticky. haha. BUT. happy =) well breifly la huh, we had dragon boating on wed. again. haha. and this time we had so many galz so extra effort! haha. but was damn fun...gotta admit i didn't really help to move the boat la, BUT i did scream "attack!" everytime ok. which set everyone off. haha. not much use either cos we ended up trying to protect ourselves. ha. so i was like "attack....nonono dont splash!" haha. lousy right. but still damn fun. and. mr poh brought his stupid cam-cum-video-recorder along. he took some really ugly pics of me. like the possessed pic charmaine khoo and maxine are soo tickled about. and the pic of me trying to bite the apple without using my hands. i looked spastic. big thankew to mr poh and his cam. oh and the VIDEO RECORDER. dun even get me started. i didn't realise it was a RECORDER so i kept smiling these spastically cheesy bright smiles into the cam. until at the end he went " oh btw this is a recorder so whatever u do is being recorded" argh!!!
on thurs we had intro lectures. SO FUN la huh. i was bored outta my wits k. well anyway i switched uniform with fong. i looove the ij uniform! haha i am such a traitor. well anyway there were like 2 reactions la k. either they'll be like " wth are u doing in the ij uniform?! dun wear if u dunno how to wear la" namely rachel xu and sheila fong. buggers. OR " eh u look much better in the ij uniform! u have an ij face" sweetheart grace tan *muack. fong says the ij unifrom makes me look--smaller. uh. cuter. gloatz. just for the heck of it. after school we went to take neoprints in the switched uni. fun*. haha we also met jess before that for an early... dinner at yoshinoya. we saw qian qi there!! really miss that girlie. apparently she thinks cj is more fun than ac. oh dear.

today... well guess what. SOME lovely blessed person passed me the cold. and i got a sore throat from all that laughing the day before (<-- i was steph's partner for mass dance la hhuh. and needless to say it was a disaster. haha! so the rest of the bimbo club thot we were so comical. cos i happen not to have direction la ok. not nice to laugh at ppl. pout) . so i felt kinda horrid. to make things worse i forgot to bring fong's belt...i'm not gonna describe what happened i'll leave that to ur imagination--a clue:" if looks could kill....". ha. luckile a certain someone was coming to cj today so fong was in a good mood. god bless us all. well anyway we had cca registration today. i joined dance hockey fencing and badminton. haha. i hope i get into the dance team. well after that we had the finale. we missed quite a bit,cos of another one of the chan and fong *adventures again la huh. but to explain briefly the whole teacher-and-facil minion was being a total bitch la k. bah. all the ex-frist three mth ppl in cjc were kicked out of the sch when they tried to come back to see the finale. and they made this huuuge deal about it la k... i mean, like security is one thing ya, but u dun hafta go overboard. i mean, hello. keeping the student passes to make sure we dun run outta cjc. oh. and following a visitor(i dun think its really fair to call them crashers cos its pefectly innocent... i mean they just wanna visit.) anyway following a visitor all the way to the THIRD floor toilet just to kick him outta the school. super whatever man
well after that me and fong went to far east to alter our new cjc uniforms! haha i swear those original uniforms were made for nuns ok. so long and frumpy. i mdae mine about 1-2cm higher than the knee. ha. jolynn came down to orchard with us but the poor dear had stomach cramps and wanted to go home shortly after. so we tried to cheat the taxi queue by catching a cab at the main road but noooo. so we called one and wiated with her. i tell u, i want to complain about the far east security guard. when the cab came she didn't believe we CALLED for it. it was like-
her: eh u supposed to go and get the cab at the stand
us: nono we called this one
her: u suuuure or not. i can find out u know
us: yes!! we did!
her: u suuuure or not. i can find out u know
us: just ask the uncle! really (the uncle even show her the screen to prove it was a called cab)
her: u suuuure or not. i can find out u know
us: eh we are so not bluffin u ok. super serious.
her: u suuuure or not. i can find out u know
at this point i totally lost it. i snapped really rudely and i'm sorry i was in school uni
but i really couldn't take another minute of her small vocabulary range. i spat " oi our fren is sick in there la ok. can u just stop making a fuss. of course we called the cab. sheesh"
her: u suuuure or not. i can find out u know
MY GOD. by the looks on fong's face she was going to do something drastic. like murder. so i got both of us away from that dumbie. just ignored her. and as we walked off that dumbass continued calling after us--u guessed it, "u suuuure or not. i can find out u know" .
good grief. i think its my face. that seems to draw these really irritatingly STUPID ppl to me. ok stop ranting lisa. i must not be mean i must not be mean. agh.
ok on with it. after jolynn was sent of safely, we went to eat dinner with shar and her MI fren hei sang. dunno how to spell its korean. shes a really great person gives a good vibe. we ate BK and surprisingly although both sides weren't really close we could talk and talk and talk. haha then we went to youth park to meet the rest of the bimbo club. ok its like some sorta cj tradition that on the last day of orientation all the cj JC1s will go to youth park to hang out, play truth or dare, whatever. so we met the rest of them there and it was reallly fun!!! fun fun fun! everyone was doing stupid dares and we were in the thick of it la. tho i'm kinda glad ours weren't as sick and perverted as some other groups. real sickos.

haha so everytime someone went up to do a dare i screamed myself hoarse cheering and laughin. now my throat hurts even more. really raw. haha but i was worth it la.... i had such a great time!! oh i thot i could escape without getting a forefeit but nooo... i had to do one la k. and it seemed to be revenge time for everyone since i laughed the loudest everytime someone had to do their forefeit. so i wasn't in the best situation...haha! in the end they decided i had to do a pole dance. not too bad? haha i had to use this guy julian as the POLE. oh my god. hahah. the thing was he's so tiny it looked like i was bullying him la ok. haha. i felt really paiseh after and all of them thot it was a real hoot. but i got over it la i mean its like part of the fun right? not like i'm so unfortunate to get julian like that =). at least he wasn't FUnny Looking indian guy (this is not racist its a real experience). haha i think i'll die laughing before i finish my dare. so we left around 10 like that....

when i reached home i was damn tired but it was soooo fun. really super fun. i had such a good time with the rest of the bimbo clubbers. and like everyone around us was all happy and acting dumb. The atmosphere was really happy*. before the real work starts. sigh. i looveee u all!!! thanx for such a fun time babes and dudes!
oh oh !
*Quote Of the Day: hi! welcome to loser-land. population OnE. thaaaat's you!"*
aha. thats fong and her nonsense. figures. only fong. has energy to remember these things. we went around sayin it to everyone today. hope it made ur day better everyone!!

11:59 PM

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

yep. today was the second day of oreintation. well the morning we had the stupid learning of the school song and all that school flag nonsense. can u beileive that the facils can't make us sing it but some peter yap can. goodness. talk about anti-establishment man. well i didn't sing anyway. i haven't sang school song since pri5 and i dun intend to start anytime soon. after that we had our mass dance. haha it was quite fun even if i learnt it before. actually i kinda forgot everythin. my partner was zhenqiang from my OG. haha he had really cold hands man! it was damn scary. haah. and the poor bugger was kept saying sorry for EVERYTHING. hello? he apologised for his cold hands. haha i know u can't help it dude. it was really fun! esp the michael buble part of the song!!
oh btw i have this obssession with jazz and Buble ever since that time at bora bora beach bar with the girls! haha. and after i heard The Way You Look Tonight by Buble. originally by frank sinatra. i think (jess help here?). well anyway after i heard it.... well my obssession with jazz just deepened. haha. and fong went to burn the whole michael Buble CD for me. haha thanx fong! muuaah.
well anyway after lunch we got posted to our classes. guess what?! i looove my new class. so far. theres fong!! fong. rachel xu.marianne and tessa's fren christine. jiacheng and charissa and amelia also got in. the rest i dun really know. but i've got my frens there and thats enough*. haha well needless to say we were all estatic about it. i tell u we were so excited and screaming and everything. haha oh. and. our class only has 3 guys. THREE!? and i thot 1T33 SIX guys was already quite extreme. haha jiancheng, richard and this really quiet St Gab's guy. gotta get his name oopz. maybe two la. since jiacheng too sissified to be counted. haha!!! girrl powwweer!

well anyway our home tutor is Mr Poh. i should've made the connection man. when he found out i was Lisa Chan. u know what he said. " you're LIsa Chan from mr Gan's class right". absolutely wonderful. yes mr gan go and tell Gatsby. then go tell the VP then tell everyone in the staff room. dun tell me i'm that infamous. ok la huh. i admit i was kinda..uh....playful in the first three mth cos i thot i won't be going back to cj. oh wellz. so it was like-
me: yea i'm lisa chan. why...what happened? (duh i knew la huh. but in this kinda sure die situation best to act stupid)
and u know what? he gave me this sort of KnOwING/SoMEtHInG's WrONG look.die man.
then later he says "hey my wife teaches in your old school"
me: " really. whats her name." (absolutely bimbotic. and the class had to laugh man.) "oh yea. mrs Poh! hey mr poh shes really fierce u know. we all say her husband is henpecked." (wow. absolutely foot in mouth man)*

well anyway we had GAMES after that. wonderful man. i slept at 1.30 a.m yesterday...was tired and was bloody hungry. in no mood to play a game, worse still gameSSS. so me and fong snuck off to eat...mEEPOkk!! haha we met brandonwong justin and alvin(i finally got their names) at the canteen. apparently i was really lucky i didn't get into aj cos the orientation was already so boring they snuck out. a taste of what is to come? haha. well anyway we met them outside the audi later. and i was chattin with them when guess what. mrPoh caught me ponning the orientation.not even day one over and i already got into his bad books. so much for turning over a new leaf huh.
so i quickly made up this crap about my fren needing moral support cos she was appealing. i know it sounded damn lame. but u got a better idea?! i know he knew i was lying la. but i think he must've thot it was damn retarded and amusing. or maybe i just ran off before he could lecture me. ha! well we spent the next hour or so tryng to avoid mr Poh as well as think of a place to hide so our facil won't find us. in the end we just joined the class back la.
oh! haha this really brilliant thot actually crossed our minds. me and fong wanted to zhao school early but our bags were in class laar. we didn't have the key la. we had this ingenious idea to use the broom from the next class to insert thru the slats and... uh. like SWEEP our bags over. well hey it sounded like a good plan then la huh. but guess what. some lovely person locked the windows. so only the TOPMOST slats could open. so much for that plan. i doubt it would've worked anyway! haha!

i went home with fong and shijue today. they seem to think its really funnaayy that i dun hold on to anything in the bus. oi. can u imagine some stupid ah pek sneezes into his hand then holds the thing. then u hold it. sick right?! they are so blissfully ignorant. haha. well i was feeling sian so i rode with them all the way to j8 crossed the bridge then took the bus back home. dun ask la. boredom works in mysterious waaayys.... haha. well come to think of it. it was a bad decision. i'm like extra tired now. whatever la.

well i think jc is gonna be quite fun! i got some kakis in my class, and my home tutor is quite nice la. seriously. i think he's a great teacher. compared to the likes of Gan la. ugh. yeah!!
but i still miss 1t33. there was like a different...feeling there*

now.i.am.going.to.watch.SMAAALLLVILLLEE!!

10:36 PM

Monday, March 22, 2004

today. well today was the first day back to school. at cjc! haha. it sounds stupid and crazy but i was super looking forward to it man. u know seeing everyone and being back in a familiar place. yea so today i met fong, her fren grace tan and shar at the bus stop. bumped into olivia and rachel too. shar was damn worried cos it was her first day. haha. i'm sure she'll like it in cjc although she still has the HoMeSICk feelin from ac. i dunno how else to put it. well the morning was really dull just talk talk talk and all that admin stuff. yawn man. but i saw many old frens---lots of ppl either chose to stay behind or were posted back to cj. which was really great! and many of my mg buddies too...like cherie trina and supposedly madeline too but i din't see her la. oh yea and siti was in my OG grp. seemed really quiet tho maybe cos we dun usually talk.

ok the thing is the school's orientation ends at around 3 or something. but they were letting the appeal students out earlier to duh-appeal la. the only thing was u had to get a signed permission slip. signed by William Hung. so. wonderful. how it worked was that we had to queue up to get a form fill it up and have Gatsby sign it. so the three of us queued....and queued...almost our turn. then guess what. bloody bugger. when it was our turn suddenly that asshole decided he needed to leave. " there are 800 students in there waiting for me to address them in the audi". yea yea. continue thinking that la. he was treating it like it was his presidential speech la huh. so needless to say we weren't exactly estatic about thatl. you shouldve seen fong's face. nothing could ever be blacker. so we gave him a piece of our minds. actually,more of comvinced him to let us go-pretty please absolute last one. but noooo. mr popularity had to GOooo to his legions of fans. sheesh. so i was damn pissed.
i had to get a form, sign it, get outta the school, and get to ac by 4.30 to get my appeal in. ha. no waaait. it gets better.
after the uniform briefing. hello its just a UNIFORM its incredible how long winded they can get over a piece of cloth. okok. whatever. anyway after we were dismissed, i went out of the audi extention. and guess what. the line was a long as the river nile. i was sooo pissed. really u should have heard me whining. ranting. cursing. complaining. surprisingly fong was quite even tempered. -?!- haha!
well what made it worse was that there was no real line. eveyone was standing in bunches and many were cutting queue damn you man. it was so hot around and we were sweating like crazy. finally we were reaching the end then William HUng decided he needed a break and went off! well is it my face or somehting?! anyway we finally got to the end with a damn lot of patience and a bit of pushing. haha!
when William Hung saw my form he was like "LIsa Chan?!" then i said "me me!" then he was like " weren't u here for the first three months ...(yes).... then where u appealing to ....(ac)..... reaaaaally?! good. i hope it is successful.(as in real sarcastic).
i dunno if i'm being biased or what. but excuuuse me. hey it is NOT HIS SCHOOL so i can go anywhere i damn please. "good" that i'm getting out?! whatever la huh. mr gan and him must be gossiping about me. otherwise how would he have recognised me. bah. i can just imagine. " that lisa chan is the one who cut chem prac and bio lects and chinese classes. oh and RELIGIOUS CLASSES too. i think she is a troubled child. Mr tan (william hung) u better keep an eye on this psycho one.".
sheesh. so when we finally got our authorisation.... guess what. the so called security guard who was supposed to be there to check our permission to leave school slips was just...not there. wow. i felt damn stupid. but fong said they want the authorisation slips for cross-ref later. better be. so i'll feel less stupid and cheated.

well anyway we got out of that chaotic place.marianne's father supposed to give us a lift to holland v. but turns out there wasn't enough space. so mari lent us monaaay to take a cab. hey acutally cj and ac is not that far! okok. well in the cab i was trying to fill up the appeal form with the car bumping around. and trying to paste my photo. and staple everything together. it was really...chaotic. fong was like handing me stapler glue etc. haha i felt like some very busy businesswoman and fong was my secretary. haha i'm so gonna pay for that. well anyway thanx fong for accompanying me. she is a real sweetie already appealed herself but still went down with me anyway. love ya. anyway we rushed into ac and dumped in the form. oh yea i met shu ann and lijing too. who of course jumped all over the fact i didn't put ac first choice. and hence the need to appeal. sheepish grin. i wanted to meet my other babies but they were having classes. or left already. anyway i was like number 132 on the list. what a lot of chance i have!! thats sarcasm btw. haha!
oh and i have to complain about that ac security guard. i think he has an IQ of like 2. my god. i dunno if he's deaf or just slow. but he takes reaaally long to process. u may think i sound horrid. but. wait till u see his face. and his attitude that one. ohhh u just wanna punch his lights out. its like " what? what?" (jerks head up and down. hmm. bad desciption. ok just think ah beng wanna be. ewwww). and. me and fong went in for like what. 5 to 7 mins. and when we came out to claim our student passes form him (its a security measure) u know what he said. " are u suuure u left ur pass with me." . arg arrgh. oh waait. after interrogating fong then he turned to me. " what about u. are u suuure u left ur pass with me. " gaaaah. i think fong must've felt the stupid vibes coming from him cos later she snatched the passes from him. fong fong fong. shes not big on tact la this one.

later we went to orchard to jalan around. guess what. i came out with ZERO in my wallet. the last one dollar i spent on travelling to school. shaddup cos i didn't have change. so i had to rely on charitible donations from fong and mari to get me thru lunch. how lousy man. oi remind me to pay u back u two. then we went to walk around bumped into jolynn and co. just looked around zara and stuff. oh and how can i forget. to bank in fong's fat cheque.
i went home really tired. only stayed up to watch america's top model. i loove that show! all the glamour and the bitching* haha! i think adrianne is damn cool and i support elyse!!! yeah!!

oh just for the record. u guys prob wondering what i'm doing anyway. i really loove cj and am actually prepared to stay already. but i'm just appealing for the heck of it to satisfy myself with knowing that i at least tried. and to pacify my parents. ha.

oh yes. at cj i thought i would ruin mr gan's day by popping up--his "headache"..in his
own words. see the nonsense i have to put up with *theatrical sigh*. anyway i put on this really CHEERY voice and CHEERY face to irritate the shit outta him, and went "HIIII MR GAAAN!!!". and u know what he said. --"hiii!!" like i actually wasn't the thorn in his flesh. damn i must be losing my touch.

11:32 PM

Saturday, March 20, 2004

ok man. today we got our results. i tell u the kiasu in me set my alram clock to ring at like 7.30 in the morning. haha as usual i only woke up at 9.45... and only cos yen lin called me to ask me to check my posting results. we had actually made plans for me to accompany her to appeal at aj. cos. she was very sure she couldn't get in. anyway i got her call and shot outta bed. i checked my results. and. who would've thunk. i got back into cjc! haha. well i dunno if i should be happy or sad. i lloooveee cjc. the only thing i dun like about it is:
1) that i'm afraid i'll play too much =P i mean like hello?! town is like 10 minutes away who wouldn't be tempted right.
2) the fact that i have made lots of enemies with the teachers... not to mention the VP....
3) i also dun like. uh. some other stuff. no elaboration.

so you see. i am in a dilemna. but for all its worth i loove the ppl there and the school too. well anyway i saw CATHOLIC JUNIOR COLLEGE on the screen. and i went numb. i dunno why. my mind just drew a blank. maybe it was cos i was so disturbed by the thot of disappointing my parents (they dun like cj. they think its a bad influence on me). so i quickly called yen lin up. apparently to appeal was first come first serve. so i rushed around gettin all my documents, trying to wash up and change. and in between all these calls were coming in on my house phone. and handphone. and the messages. oh god. i was like really flustered. you can imagine.i was tearing around the house like at top speed so that i would meet yen in time. and at the same time trying to be nice to ppl who call asking about my results.
finally i got out of the house. i thot we had to meet the principal (hello. i haven't appealed in my life ok). apparently not. well anyway i chose this totally conservative outfit la k. and i almost died of heat stroke in it. so i rushed allllll the way to yio chu kang and met yen there and went into the office together. thank god i kinda crashed aj before so i knew where it was. there were like all these kiasu parents ok. i think me and yen were the only ones wifout parents. the unwanted children. haha okok that was terrible. soon yen's cuzzie came to appeal too. and lydia came soon enough. just to sit around. haha. she was not appealing. i think she wanted to see us all ganjiong and flustered. well all we had to do was fill in a form. thats it. i was like quite-huh?-.

well my fren wanted to try appealing thru dance so i went with her to look for the dance teacher. we found this dance gal instead... i think maybe dance chairman or summat. well she brought us to the teacher. i tell u i dunno who died and crowned her queen ok that lao shi. first she rushed around like she had lots of things to do. well excuse me. it is the HOLIDAAY. what possibly could she do. so she told us to quit wasting her time. then i asked her if i could appeal in without a background in dance but a great intrest. she went into this whole tirade about needing talent and blah blah blah... i kinda blanked out halfway. i said fine. so only my fren tried out. this is the best part. she wanted yen to dance like there and then . excuse me? yen was wearing addidas dress shoes and a mini. wth. and tryout where? in a studio? nooo. along some passage way. in the end my fren borrowed FBTs from the dance chair. but you see she was so taken by surprise-no mental prep whatsoever and totally caught unawares. also the passageway was quite like public so i think she felt kinda self-conscious. she didn't know what to do and said her mind drew a blank. ok this was what happened. somewhat la.
MIND U WE HAD TO CONVERSE IN CHINESE COS SHE WAS A LAOSHI. AND MY CHINESE ISN'T EXACTLY PRO LA K.

yen: i really dunno what to do..
(then she decides to do bar warm ups that kinda thing. dun ask me i dunno anything about dance.)
laoshi: hey u didn't drag me all the way down here to watch u do warm ups right.
(so my fren explains that she is too nervous. the dance chair tries to reason with the laoshi too and at the same time suggest dance steps my fren could try) (the laoshi continues to be difficult) finally i coulnd't take it. so i kinda of snapped at her. but i was polite ok. i promise.
me: hey laoshi why dun u let her try another day. she does noe how to dance and she's really good at it. just give her a chance and stop jumping onto her case. shes just nervous and shy.
laoshi: how would u know? (see what i mean. uberbitch man)
me: i've seen her dance before. (it was a lie. BUT a white lie.)
laoshi: eh ur chinese is SOO good (sarcasm that stupid lady)
at this point she actually takes my appeal form to see my chinese grade
laoshi: HUUH!! A2?! (yeeeees!!eat your words!)
(Then later i was talkin on the phone with olivia then i told her i was postedto cjc. u know what that wonderful woman said. " its best that u stay there." . i tell u. when i put down the phone i was like " eh laoshi. what did u mean by that ")
so in the end my fren just couldn't do it. another thing also was becos her ankle was hurting. so the laoshi was like "forget it la ur wasting my time "
yen: can't i just show u my dance cert first and bring my dance stuff to try out another day.
laoshi: no. the appeals thru cca close at 12.
i was so glad my fren didn't tryout. imagine if she got in and had to be in dance cca under that woman. shudddeeer. so we went back to the office bitching all the way.
after we submitted the forms we left la. yen followed her cuz to go appeal at YJC. i was gonna meet huiling at ACJC.

so i rushed all the way down to buona vista from YCK station. waited for a cab. took a cab. i dropped at the back gate but guess what?! it was clooosed!!! oh happy day. so i walked one big fat round to the FRONt gate.bah. all in the HOT SUN. and my outfit. needless to say i was in the perfect mood. i found huiling and deborah at the bleachers. hey sweeties thanx for waiting so loong! those darlings weren't even appealing they came to accompany me. love ya both lottssss* the thing was i was so bloody late the appeals had closed for the day. so they ended up just WAITING. u guys are lovely ppl muuacks. so yea. my perfect mood became worse. cos guess what! it was a wasted trip! from YCK to buona vista! happy day man. well we sat around for a while then went for lunch at holland V. i haven't been there for so loong man really brought back memories*. so we sat around gossiping. they filling me in on ac gossip. i just telling them about whassup with me and all. it was really fun.
oh!! ohoh!!! and the BLUR QUEEN at BURGER KING *winkz*.it rhymes!!! sort of la. i tell u we got the blurest woman to take our order ever. first she forgot our onion rings and i had to remind her. then she gave us this caramel pie* FREe. of course i kept quiet(would u have said anything? no. so shaddup). then she gave us 10 cents extra change. i KNOW its just 10 cents. the thing is she said aloud the right amount of change we were supposed to get while handing us the wrong amount. haha!! i tell u it was priceless man. she's the type who will make BK go bankrupt la huh.
after lunch i left. was kinda tired. they went to jalan around tho. i went home.
then me and my sister went swimmin!!! i tell u, the pool was like so bloody crowded. and bobby was having his swimming class. and he was screeching at the top of his lungs to control the children . so much for relaxin. we did a couple of laps but it was sooo crowded so we gave up and got out. oh and we saw this kid PEE ON THE FLOORRR!! oh sick man! but u know what my sis said. at least he didn't do it in the pool. i swear that brat of a sister has potential man.

well! i was all recharged so i decided to have a mall run with my sister. we went to orchard to shop around and she bought stuff. i tell u that kid has more self control to SAVE MONEY than me ok. this is not good. i thot i was supposed to set an example. well so much for that. i was supposed to stop by my sec4 class outing to say hi and hang around for a while. but. they were at plaza sing. and. i was a far east level one. and it was like 8.30 damn tired again. so i told them i won't show. pity cos i really wanted to meet them and catch up u noe.. not seeing them for like 3 whole months. HEY 4B1 i hope that wasn't ourlast class outing. i'll def come for the next one yea! looking forward to seein all of u again...

yea so i came home reaaaal tired as always. but really happy and satisfied as always. ha.

hey you thanx so much for the prata yea. but please. dun waste ur time ok.

11:34 PM

Friday, March 19, 2004

today i was meant to clean up my room. but. as usual. it never happened. i was supposed to go to the dentist again today. apparently my wisdom tooth was out and i had to go extract it. but after i heard what qi and dhanesh said about your cheeks swelling up after the extration i am NEVER going to take it out. no way am i gonna start school looking like a chipmunk ok. but. never underestimate the power of lisa chan's whining. a good 10 minutes was enuff to convince my mum to call the dentist to put it of. till june. i'll think of something else later. anyway the dentist still wanted me to go down to clean my teeth. haha. so i went down again to shenton way but this time my mumsy came along with me. thank god. just in case he decided to do an unauthorised pulling of my TOOTh. well anyway we waited one and a half bloody hours for the dentist! cos. we were late. haha. i have this big prob with puntuality. yea yea no comments wanted!! so anyway later i fell asleep while waitin in the dentist's chair. so pai seh manz. imagine how stupid i must've looked when the dentist came in. gaaah. lolz. so now i have a nice clean mouth! anyone wanna see? haha!
after the dentist me and my mum went to delifrance to eat. we sat there chattin and just catching up. it was *nice. we walked around looking at the shops for awhile after that. then we went home.

on the train there was this really cheekopek man standing next to us la. then being my usual snobby self(hey it takes guts to see ur own flaws ok.) i moved nearer to my mum. then at the next stop the lady sittin in front of the cheekopek got up. and... screamed molest! haha ok i am so super kidding. anyway there was this empty seat in front of him. any self-centered mean face would've just parked his ass there. but the man actually bent aallll the way around to let this mother know so her kid could sit instead. and. he actually held onto the little boy's arm all the way to make sure the kid didn't fall. well it really made me think you know. how not to judge a book by its cover. of course i felt like a real piece of shit for so immediately judging him without seeing deeper. i'm too shallow man!
so anyway we got home and in the night i was watching Resident Evil trying to put off doing the Thing. sorry have to bring this up. well the show was retarded man. but. i loove B-grade horror movies. so it was fine by me*grin*. halfway thru the show i was talking to fong and i kept squealing each time a hideous zombie popped up. as usual that sadist thot it was so funny that i was frightened outta my wits.
after the show fong was counselling me about the New Thing. yes. it gets better. it was left on my doorstep alrite. i tell u. it was really sooo damn sweet but i felt like such a biatch. even more so when i called to thank him. dammit.
i feel really sucky now.

hey you. u promised u won't do anything anymore. 99 stalks is enough seriously. dun even think about sending 999 or i will murder u.

12:23 AM

Thursday, March 18, 2004

out again....

today i went out with steph and jess....yea came home around like 6.30 think. so the time on my first entry is wrong. hehe. hey. that was like my first time fiddling around with this god forsaken thing. nuthin personal. its just that computers and i dun really click. STUPID THINGS!! ok. stop ranting lisa. hello!! ok anyway i went out with the girlies fong and jess today. was supposed to meet them at like 12.30 but my mum forced me to eat something before i left. so. ended up meeting them at TWO at heeren. and late summore. but. i had peace offerings so yea. thats why i still live to blog here lolz. anyway. we went to take neoprints. btw. i hate the word NEEEOprints. doesn't it sound so *kawaaiiiii!!*ugh. i can still hear that horrendous machine going "neeeeo-preeee-nnntooo!!" shudder. ok i digress. anyway we took nice shots tho jess kept saying she looked UGLAAY. i could slap that girlie. if she's ugly then half the rest of the world has to be like REAAL unfortunate lookin man. haha. jess also came up with this *brilliant idea for a neoprint. haha it was pretty cute la jess. i shall treasure it forever!! hahaz. so after that we just went to jalan around. eventually ended up in taka. we met some of their old frens at zara. hehe. hi steph. okok. i bet she didn't get that. clara-ann was with them but she didn't say hi. s'cuse me la. anyway i'll give her the benefit of the doubt. ok. we then went to coffee club in wisma to sit around. i really wanted a booth but there were these idiots. sittin around. taking up space. breathing my air. so we got like a table. anyway we again sat around chattin... i ate this *ooh* sInFuL SInFUL fat chocolate brownie dripping with chocolate. hahaz. fong had this equally sinful choc looking thing. jess didn't wanna eat! crazy girl. they kept complaining how slowly i ate. haha. finally. i dunno to pass time or what , they decided to have smoked salmon. in between fong managed to get in 2...or is it 3...cups of tea. goodness. she is like addicted to it! lolz. okok to each his own.
oh and i have to credit jess for her immense knowledge on oldies. all afternoon she was quizzing us on oldies trivia. i remember when she first brought up the topic she was like--(grabs me suddenly)"wHAT do u know about oldiESS?! ". for a moment i actually thot she meant old PEOPLE. gahhh. and do u believe this. everyone. fong does not know which band paul mcartney is from . poor deprived child. okok. anyway i didn't realise jess had all this oldies stuff stored up in her head man! she is a lot deeper than she seems. hmmm.
okok. so anyway i was supposed to meet mich and eunice pooter after jess and steph but those two nehneh heads went home early. jess and steph were so shocked when they found out those two didnt' call me. gee actually i think its quite common on our side of the world girlies. this, coming from a culture where they have like total drama each time one of their kakis go on *holiday(only). incrediblem man, these ij girls. haha or maybe its just us. ok anyway we went home after that. dunno why but was pretty drowsy.

in the night i had a crisis. and i was desperately trying to solve it and work up my courage. online. but. ppl dun seem to realise waht DND is. ok fine. i'm just makin up excuses cos i chickened out. damn chicken heart of mine. and i missed AMI again. fong was trying to psyche me up into doing the Thing. and when ron managed to find out there was some sorta drama going on the big fat kaypoh in him couldn't resist. so i ended up spilling everythin. after much persuation i must add.(or i'll look real stupard.ha) but ron gave some advice la huh. some. tho fong's was much better dude. haha but hey u two thanx so much. i really appreciate u guys being there to hear me whine and offer ur two cents worth. its definitly worth more than thaT*. in the end i did the Thing. but after all that pep talk it was WASTED. cos the Thing couldn't be done. ok i know i sound really ambiguous and retarded. but sorry la i gotta get it off my chest. and NO i'm not referring to having sex. lolz.

11:57 PM

whee. i'm back.. haha. okok. i shall just crap along about stuff that happened so far during this march hols. before the novelty wears off! haha.

||TuEsDAy|| well ok. tuesday i went to sentosa with the rest of the bimbo club. tessa ron jz antony bekka sheila javier ronald gayjay fong jess and me. well we were supposed to meet at habourfront station at 12.30 or something. but. everyone was late as usual. haha. and needless to say me and jolynn were the latest. hey we HAD to eat ok! so we met them at the foodcourt instead. eh its not our fault the place is so confusing k! SOMEBODY told us about some PURPLE overhead bridge and there were like all this construction work. we were really LOST BEYOND lost. so in the end sheila went to get us. and everyone thot we were really goondus -_-. when we reached we went to the arcade. i haven't gone arcade since like dunno when... but it was really fun. we watched the guys playin air hockey and cheered them on and stuff... and seriously i think gayjay's team needed it. lolz. he and javier suck man!! ok thenafter them was us GIRLIESS!!! me and jz against bekka and tess. haha. it was pretty even. we each won one game. i think. (next day my hand was like damn sore. haha.) when we were about to leave. the guys decided to to play pool and paid for one hours worth.-_-/ well we sat around watchin them play. and laughing at their misses. haha! but ronald and javier were pro man. for pretty boys no less =pPp. i've really gotta learn how to play one day man instead of messing up other people's games. lolz. soon we left and went to meet jess and steph at sentosa. haha. i managed to con gayjay into carrying my beachbag. it was like damn heavy k.yea la i'm kiasu la. and shiela fong. she is insane. carried it on her own free will. tho i think it was just a bid to irritate me lolz. so anyway jess and steph were ready there. technically we were supposed to have been la... but pool.nuff' said. so of course there were two really impatient gals there. and they got even grumpier cos guess what. when we stepped foot at the beach the first drop of rain came down. wonderful right. it got heavier and heavier as we walked. then we found jess and steph under this puny hut cramped in with like other ppl hiding fronm the rain. shivering in their bikinis. haha. so we all piled in with them. a cramped hut with many ppl shivering and complaining. haha but it was quite fun just chattin and all. soon. the guys decided to be hero or what in tarnation was crossin their minds i dunno. but. they decided to walk in the rain!to the other side! for what i dunno. soon after jz bekka sheila and tess left too. to join them in the rain. so left with me jess steph and jolynn under the hut. the gu niangs. haha! we only stepped foot out when we were sure there was not a single drop of rain. haha! but like the stupid sand which was WET kept clumping onto my slippers! argh. well anyway we found those playing-volleyball. WHY ppl love that game is beyond me. it is the bane of my existence!! haha okok. to each his own la huh. well anyway the gu niangs went to sit at this beach bar. bora bora or summat. i tell u i can grow old there ok. it was like so relaxin!! there were four of us just sittin there chattin and (jess and steph) critisicing ppl. dun deny jess-wheres wally! haha. and of course we pigged out... eatin and eatin and fong had like 3 cups of tea. poor girl was sick la. then gossiping and catching up. there was like the sea out there and all these happy ppl around. it was *nice. and they were playing all this swing-jazz music. my god. it was so lulling. then halfway. goodness knows what possessed me to go out htere. aiyah i wanted to remind that bugger ron to give back my clip la--on the way there he just SNATCHED it off my perfect hair and ran away with it. like in the middle to the station summore. so i went out. into the battlefield. . haha. i dunno what happened la k. but all i have to say is that for someone smaller than me(lolz) shiela fong has damn lots of strength la. just swiped me up and with help from others can'tt remember who cos i was like really shrieking. i must've sounded insane. haha. anyway they swung me in. like some roasted pig ok! haha. i tell u the water at palawan beach is so salty. i was about to get out then kena dunked again by tessa. betrayed my sisterhood yyou. haha. i wouldve liked to stay in la. but. i had to get out. no elaboration. so i went to change and apparently i took like real long cos jess and steph worried themsleves about it. bless them * love ya two muackz*. so we continued our gossiping...with the jazz... wooo...hey girls i really enjoyed it! we have to do it again some time. by the beach too! haha. well after a while i decided i wanted to walk around. so they all left too. well our walk turned out to be a leavin the beach to go to the bus stop walk. didn't really matter cos i was kinda tired. yah ok from talking ^_^.
gayjay came with us girlies. we said bye to the rest of the bimbo club and marianne and the other 1T32-ers (oh yea we met them there. i think like the whole world was at the beach!). on the way back we were like so tired man. and the bus was so crowded. it didn't help that wheres wally was on the bus with us--jolynn was driving herslef crazy laughing at him. lolz. psycho la that one. i boarded the train smelin like salt water and my hair looking like shit. but it was truly damn fun!! we so have to go agian!!! on a sadder note lots of uh, stuff happened too. will not elaborate either. it was a great day! but still damn tired...that jolynn still wanna suggest go night swimmin. psycho la.

||wEdNESdaY|| well today nuthin much. i went to the dentist after lunch. my mum decided that after 3 years she wanted to start caring for my teeth again. anyway i
got lost -_-. dammit! i have like a cavity . stupid stupid!! itell u the dentist told me it almost got to my nerve which means i may have had to do a root canal or something. thank god i went in time!! but it was still damn scary! i swear to brush my teeth every after meal!!! oh and bad news number two. my wisdom teeth is like coming out!!! and the dentist wants to extract em!! not a good day. haha it was like damn funny cos when i was lying in the dentist chair these msg-es and calls kept coming in.so i was either raising the phone to read the smses or excusing myself to answer the phone. i tell u if he hadn't seen me grow up i swear Dr tan would've snatched the damn thing and flung it onto the floor. anyway. after the dentist i went to meet jolynn. we were supposed to meet the others to play ppol. and i was so sure i heard orchard station as in go play at lucky plaza. but the DARLING heard plaza sing . and. turnsout i was RIGHT. we ended up walking from ps all the way to lucky plaza. haha. when we finally got to mambo billards we were really late. haha. they were like,WHAT did u do to ur mouth. haha. and ron stayed for like FIVE minutes after we came. went off to meet his kakis. anyway we didn't stay long after that. after we left tessa needed her bubble tea fix so we went to taka. ronald left then.sheesh! either me and jolynn came very late. or we came VERY late. haha. then off to far east to return tessa's books. haha. we were doing her errands la! well anywyay. shiela and tess left (gahh) leaving me jolynn qi and dhanesh. we went shopping haha. poor bugger. stuck with us 3 shopaholcs. they bought some stuff but i didn't. *broke*. then we went to long johns... and pigged out.... haha. and qi was going wild with her artistic shots. but i tell u i think she has some talent there. she took an artistic of me. not bad girlie =). by then all of us were pretty tired.... and we were gonna go home. but when we crossed over, mango was calling out to us. haha. so we missed our bus to go jalan around mango. dhanesh then left to meet his sis go see butterfly effect. i so reccommend that show.. and no its not cos of ashton kutcher. why does everyone ask that question?! haha. well soon after we went home. just about anyway. jolynn needed to pack her stuff and qi's shoes were killing her. it was a real busy day man.
i missed like the 2 hour AMI cos ron decided to zang me-in his own words. for us normal ppl it means call. haha. dun ask. they all have this zanging thing where they zang along about any zang thing. see how wierd it is. haha. anyway i stayed up forcing myself to do ppl's testimonials... i owe ppl man. until fong told me to quit being stupid and told me to go to bed. thanx girlie (i know she HATES that). or i would've gotten the worst eyebags ever.

9:11 PM

lookie! i finally started up my blog. i still dun really know whats going on lahz... so u gotta excuse me if i do goondu stuff.. hee. kk muaaacks!

4:58 PM